(called

Keith)

i bought a angle grinder and some cleaning spray.
i painted the bored cashier on the spray and put it back in the store.
i will let you know what i did with the angle-grinder another time.

(sketch. acrylics. on fag packet)

(148 x 210 acrylic on canvas)

or

Comparing My Penis Size To Three Men In This Online Porno. (The Three men Are Getting Blowjobs  Off A Naked Woman Who Was Initially In A Nuns Outfit )

or

I Am In Devon

VGA to Mac display port. (doesn’t fit any actual mac)

3 socket 2metre extension cable. (not actually 2metres)

a usb flash drive does not contain child pornography. (doesn’t actually work)

some of these items will be available here. anything left unsold can be purchased at minimal cost online direct from me.

I recently received the above personalised email from a ‘retailers’ asking where had i been all there lives.

I replied with this:

and this is the infographic i sent them explaining where i’ve actually been all my life.

i’ve heard nothing back yet