(“…standing at the door, watching the taxi leave, he realised that everything he ever wanted… was in it.”)
The Nominees for a new temporary partner to alleviate feelings of loneliness, desolation and failure during 6 forthcoming weddings this summer are:
A blow Up Doll
PRO’s: No complaints in the sack
CON’s :Not thrilling round the table conversation
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An 80's football Manager
PRO’S: I would appear smitten, It being Bobby Campbell, and my friends would say: “wow, doesn’t he look happy”.
CON’s : having just bumped into him in the street i doubt his availability & possible complaints in the sack.
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modular outdoor flooring system
PRO’s : Impressive after dinner chat when subject amongst couples turn to the subject of ‘decking’.
CON’s : Not sure of there dietary requirements.
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A dead woman
PRO’s : no complaints in the sack
CON’s : might look awkward in the wedding photos.
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