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I’ve been attending buddhist teachings on a wednesday night in my local library. We are told to be more accepting of everyone and everything. but on my way home…

…this man was taking a wee in the street, slyly opening his car door, opening his fly and then urinating.
I photographed him as he was shaking his penis. But I imagine it looked like this.

(This image has been mosaiced, so not to cause offence and is not to scale)

At first I was outraged.

But anger turned to acceptance, even love, as I returned home and remembered that 4 nights before, I was caught short myself in the middle of the night and only had a fresh orange juice bottle with a little left in, to hand.

I got home and looked at that partly filled bottle in a different light.
It now sits proudly on my bed side table as a reminder to accept people with different ways, habits and cultures.

Ironically it was in a SAINBURYS TASTE THE DIFFERENCE bottle.

this is Anwara Tandoori. 

i pass it everyday

i wave to the man inside

he waves back

i’ve walked passed it most days, for 3 years now.

he never has customers

he works alone.

i occasional pop in and order a jal fraze

and a prawn puree.

we chat briefly about how slow business is.

i like him.

he is a genlte old man, but i cant help feeling how lonely he must be sat there every day waiting for orders that never come.

i once asked him to step outside to see the amusing roadworksign outside his take away

i thought it might cheer him up.

.

but it didn’t.

 seeking  friendship and finding it can be a wonderful thing.

however i’ve been told that everything i love, i end up destroying….and i need to address that.

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having bought 20 packets of trimflakes from morrisons…i’ve now started to work on a new prototype toy, to be placed in the packets, as a promotional gift to increase the sales and then place them all back on the shelves….thus tackling obesity face on.

the new ‘toy’ i am thinking about is a mini Floella Benjamin in various positions and a mini Kim Noble
that can be linked together.

these will be available in a month.

to the person whom defaced all my posters i’d like to say i am sorry. you were obviously saddened by my show. and that inturn saddens me.
i’d like to re-assure you that every effort is made to entertain you. and i failed. i am a failure.

complaints about art and comedy of Kim Noble

production of seed for the edinburgh has been a little slow of late….but today i was most encouraged. To produce my next work i had to buy a Firewire cable, so i went to the shop and infront of me in the que was Stephen Fry. 

it gave me an enoumous sense of belief when he dropped his receipt on the floor.

i raced home and produced 3 jars in under 4hours.

We start here. i have a week to go before my latest edinburgh show. i am ginger. and i lost my latest girl friend last week.
its a poor start to a this page i admit. here is a preview.