after what could be days…weeks years in a sewer….Kim Noble brings the critically acclaimed show Lullaby For Scavengers is coming to the UK
Soho Theatre 15-24 September 2022
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FILM postponed
My email to Universal Pictures RE-Fifty Shades of grey UK release:
i’m still awaiting a reply….will post it here if it comes
its 3.42 a.m. in Edinburgh and….
….i’m off to gaffer this to yet another audience members door. i hope you enjoy it.
all my love
Kim x
No Stars
because I’m a late arrival in Edinburgh, my poster doesn’t have any stars. which feels a tremendous shame. so i decided to take/borrow other peoples. 
the BBC News have now described my show as “Hot Ticket” ” 
its also now a “Witty political satire” 
possibly the best review I’ve had now was originally for Mark Thomas’s show.
that looks a lot better. tickets here
Exhibition type thingy
MARKET GALLERY presents
Kim Noble
Solo Exhibition
Market Gallery, Glasgow
15th March – 12th April 2012
Opening Friday 15th March 2013 6pm – 9pm
On route to glasgow i will be burying my fee for the show here. i love you all.
Colin Stabs Girl in The Tongue in NANDOS.
COLIN gets an exclusive preview at the LONDON COMEDY FILM FESTIVAL during a screening of artists using comedy.
they asked if i’d do a Q & A. i said no.
COLIN INCREDIBLE is out soon on BBC COMEDY EXCLUSIVES
an award for art.
one of the most sort after art awards is being announced tomorrow…
‘The Bloomsberg new contemporaries at the ICA thursday tour talks, kim noble memorial award for best art work in the lower gallery’
its unofficially part of this thing at the ica
ps the winner might also get a £10 bhs voucher if i can find it. its in my draw somewhere.
pps the award is not genuine silver. The silver paint was from a can and purchased from halfords
ppps i’m not very good at speaking so i might just go to halfords instead.
you can be me.
i made this mask of my face.
it means other people can now be me.
times when i definitely don’t want to be me are:
on 1st dec between 7.30pm-8.30pm in a theatre in Wolverhampton
&
on the 8th dec between 6.30pm-7pm in a gallery in London
(and also, all the times outside of these specified hours)
WIN A TICKET TO A SODDING SHOW
KIM NOBLE WILL DIE (is back)
SOHO THEATRE 11th-16th April 7.30pm
In response to a rather odd quiz online to win tickets to
KIM NOBLE WILL DIE…i’ve decided to bring out my own quiz..
TOP PRIZE IS…sadly a pair of ticket to the show. (tuesday night)
quizzes can give you an enormous sense of well being if you win. (sadly the prize won’t…so its a double edged sword)
click here to enter the quiz
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FOR INFORMATION ON KIM NOBLE WILL DIE :
click here...or here but not here for tickets
