KIM NOBLE ON: Are black people ugly? & i want to kill my baby
Google is a tremendous tool. It will even make helpful suggestions…..if your not exactly sure what your want….
Thank you google…
why am i always so tired google?
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KIM NOBLE : ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
(recommended listening for this page)
The Television advertisement states: 40% of men over 40 will experience some form of erectile disfunction.
Thats 1% chance for each year of your life. I wish i was 5 again.
I’m 35 and i certainly experienced a few % the other night.
below are a few examples to eradicate the stigma attached
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type1)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part2)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type 3)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part4)
On love (for John)
for john terry
for you
for anyone who hates this sunday
Sour Ink by The Cesarians
Visuals by Kim Noble
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download Sour Ink here
KIM NOBLE : a Belgian isn’t in a coma
There are few people who are worth their place on this planet. Rom Houben is one of those.
The Belgian man, surviving a horific car crash was thought to be in a vegetative state for 23 years, however he was conscious all along..he has lived in a state of non-communication with the outisde world until now. I admire this man.
If Esther Rantzen was still alive i’m sure a ‘heart of gold’ badge would be winging its way to Liege. And deservedly so.
Rom with his special keyboard
After a new head scan, doctors found that his brain was active and he can now communicate using a special keypad.
It made me think of other so called ‘vegetables’
A vegetable?
and the stories they might tell if they were given special keypads.
a vegetable with speakable pad allowing communication
Fotunately for Rom, he is from belgium, so he didn’t actually miss anything.
KIM NOBLE ON : TFL RECOMMENDS YOU AVOID LONDON & MY GROIN
I came across this sign…
I stood looking at it for sometime
it seemed quite definite at first….but then i began to question its ambiguity
what area should i avoid exactly?
the sign was here, so was it refering to this area:
or was it thinking a little broader
was it being political…what with that couple getting hijacked in their yacht and aids. Did it mean avoid this area?
or was the sign being more personal
or avoid here…
i looked at it for sometime…then i went to Burgerking
KIM NOBLE ON: how cars helped save our planet yesterday
I didn’t know him.
But I got a pretty good idea he died yesterday on high holborn.
The incident happened only moments before the 171, I was on, passed him by.
I don’t think he feel from the sky.
So I assume he was hit by a vehicle, possibly a ford focus.
But the feeling I had was one of enormous joy;
He might have been a nob.
And that’s a scientific fact.
I made the calculation; out of everyone I’ve meet/known/or seen at least 60% fall into the bracket of ‘people who annoy me’
Therefore, the chances are, he was a fucken dick. A complete arsehole.
no one around seemed to give two hoots about him; the postman, the lady with a bike eating a snickers, the fella asking the police for directions to the council offices.
no one cared, apart from those being paid to do so, even the woman hovering over the body was asking if they could push it over to the gutter, because she was in a rush to drop the kids off at the pool (and by that i mean she wanted a shit).
I feel for his parents though.Having to bring him up.
They must be well chuffed.
High Holbern 6.16 Yesterday
Good I say.
More sacrifices please.
There are too many of us anyway.
kim noble on – how to read more.
yesterday I decided not to enter next years X FACTOR, I’m going to reject the chance to perform on AMERICANS SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE, I’m going to throw caution to the wind and rebuff my opportunity to be on BRITAINS GOT TALENT. BIG BROTHERS only got one more series anyway and I’m not realy a celebrity (even though I did once get offered a vodaphone advert and I once auditioned for a harry hill pilot) so im not going to the jungle. I’m thankful because it means in 2010 I’ll have a bit more time on my hands. I plan to do some do some reading.
kim noble on deception
a wonder spot. in cornwall. the sun shone down. everything tranquil (from a distance)
yet looks can be deceptive. things under more scrutiny aren’t always so pleasant .
take a nice ready meal from morrisons. it may look tasty on the packet, yet 30 minutes in 190 oven and its transformed into something resembling cooked and bleached cat food…
what a shame then as one strolls across sandy beaches in idyllic surroundings one discovers that…
erhmmm….
http://www.scotsman.com/features/Comedy-review-Kim-Noble-Will.5598779.jp
looking back this blog is dull so i’ve included 2 pictures
