This evening at an event at the the ica i open my mouth and i stand behind one of these
i’d rather be standing behind on of these:
and i’d even go as far as saying that this would be more preferential:
(what will come out of my mouth: something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue)
I was given the opportunity to deliver an acceptance speech the other night.
I had a few words prepared.
Yet i said nothing.
NOTHING.
I really regret that now.
Regrets can be hard to deal with.
Examples:
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The Guardian on the Chortle Awards.
I’ve been invited to speak at Oxford Universities HUMAN SCIENCES 40th anniversary SYMPOSIUM: Exploring the links between mental disorders and creativity in society.
I’m 2nd up of 3 speakers.
The other 2 are proffesors in Psychiatry and anthro…something.
so, at first glance, coming second…may see like a plum spot…the meat between the the bread. (the expression meat and two veg, also sprung to mind..but i quickly dismissed that as i believe it has strong sexual connotations..
prof1 and me and prof2
However i’m now looking on my position somewhat apprehensively now.
I feel a little bit like the labortory rat awaiting disection.
or rocky dennis in the film: Mask
We both have ginger hair
I might get mauled
me...
Infact my right and left flanks are always very vulnerable
and then i might even have to deal with questions
ATTACK SCENARIO
having said that I hear Oxford is very nice.
I’ve only been there once before.
and never masturbated there at all.
Pre show in a toilet in Witherspoons. (there was no lock on the door and the gap underneath was large enough to walk out from). i was thinking…..
…..that i’d very much like the arrangement for tonights audience to be something like this….
how ever….it will probably be like this….
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Dear Ladies & Gentlemen.
this is for you
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with much love
God Bless you
Kim Noble
With a Private View and exhibition to promote, i am worried about the marketing campaign.
I decided to use up to the minute methods: by sending an email, which thus far has instigated 213 Mail System Undelivered Messages returned and 16 ‘Out of Office’ auto responses and 1 bitch called cathy who wanted me to be removed from my address book.
my spirits have been dramatically lifted when i read Duncan Bannatyne’s “Anyone Can Do It”.
He said its not the amount of contacts you have…its the quality. so i went for a different approach.
a highly selective marketing campaign to identify the best ‘clients’ i can get.
i was in tescos metro.
i spotted a very nice lady buying a blue 20009/2010 diary…
i realised she was the exact person i need to attract.
so i wrote in another diary
then placed it back on the shelf
and left it there…so hopefully who ever buys that diary….
….will come to the exhibition.
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“The Loneliness of Anwara Tandoori Takeaway”
As the 5th solo intervention at Domobaal, during the exhibition, “Time Is A Sausage” ;
I will be showing a new installation entitled “The Loneliness Of The Anwara Tandoori Takeaway”
The mini show takes place over 3 days:
29/10 – 31/10
Private view (all welcome) :
29/10 6-8pm
Time is a Sausage
17/09 – 19/12
DOMOBAAL
3 JOHN STREET LONDON WC1N 2ES
T+44 20 7242 9604 M+44 7801703871
THURSDAY TO SATURDAY 12 TO 6 PM
www.domobaal.com
www.mrkimnoble.com
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